you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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