I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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