Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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