Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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