Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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