How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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