Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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