we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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