R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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