yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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