plz talk dirty to me
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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