i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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