You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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