i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
It's like God shit irony all over that family
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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