Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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