I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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