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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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