She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
So here I am, sexting at work.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
