so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
lets start a swedish sibling band together
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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