I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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