Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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