i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Randomize
