Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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