i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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