Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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