dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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