Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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