Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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