i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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