why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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