evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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