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She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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