awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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