My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
