Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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