Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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