I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The convent might be a nice break from real life
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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