I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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