found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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