My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I am one with the molecules
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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