Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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