it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Two words: blizzard sex
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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