i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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