bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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