well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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