How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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