ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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