if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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