I'm sorry my penis didn't work
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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