do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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