Joe is yelling at the trees again.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
